Waking up in the middle of the night with your bladder about to burst (Forced hydration! Whooo!). Usually, all you have to do is stagger half-asleep to the bathroom and not even remember you did it. Instead, this is what goes through your head - "Crap! I can't walk out like this! Do I have to get dressed??? Yeah...I probably should...My hot pants and tank top are not appropriate for Afghanistan, let alone snow. Oh. That means I need a bra. Well, I can't find it, because I don't have my glasses on. Oh. Also shoes. Forgot about those." I then walk in the snow to the bathroom with my arms duct-taped around my chest to try to hide the fact I was lazy and didn't bother to put on a bra.
Don't forget your keys either. I've done that once. You know what you do? Find a heavy rock and knock the hinges out. Your neighbors don't like that at 2 in the morning. Oops.
P.S. Here's a picture of us crammed on a bed the night before Cougar left. Sharing twin beds is...caring?
Poor baby. im so glad my doors don't automatically lock!
ReplyDeletecute iic lady. it was very caring, cause your floor was really cold and uncomfortable!
ReplyDeleteI also need you to assert that you were not asleep and that I was not taking creepy pictures of you asleep.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you slipped someone a roofie, but hey if you cant roofie a bunk buddy then who can you do it to.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! I just love this blog. Seriously. If it wasn't socially acceptable in society to wear a bra, I totally wouldn't. They suck!!!
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